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couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the
next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he
immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The
woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist,
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph,
oooh, nooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But
she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She
gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his
pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to
massage his crotch. She then asked him, "How does that
feel?"
To
which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts
like hell!"
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