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A
woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She
picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie appeared! The
amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,
"Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm
a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The
woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The
genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."
The
woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes
to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for .. a good man."
The
genie let out a sigh and said, "Let
me see that damn map again."
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