| A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down
to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on
her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to
Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That
night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
She got up off
the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the
sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten
Island Ferry.' |
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